LOCKDOWN

  Two days ago, the building where Doc's office is was placed on lockdown due to the sighting of a possibly armed man.   Doc is well known around the university and throughout the community as a gun enthusiast. As soon as we received the text alert regarding the possible gunman, I immediately issued a disclaimer via text and Facebook.  Doc was nowhere near campus.  Moments later they issued an evacuation order for the building.  We figure that was when the SWAT team found Doc's office! We realized something:   he had TWO DUMMY GRENADES on his desk, an ADVANCED ARMAMENT SUPPRESSOR sticker on his door, and an EMPTY HOLSTER in the corner. An FBI agent called yesterday and wanted to know if' Doc would like to CONFESS. He declined. 

P.S. Between us we received 42 phone calls and/or text messages wondering was he in trouble or had he found and shot the guy! THINGS HAPPEN TO US THAT JUST DON'T HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE!